{"id":1035,"date":"2011-11-30T22:28:02","date_gmt":"2011-11-30T13:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/life-in-japan\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2011-11-30T22:30:58","modified_gmt":"2011-11-30T13:30:58","slug":"cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/?p=1035","title":{"rendered":"CAKE"},"content":{"rendered":"

Had a bad day? Or week?<\/p>\n

Make cake. You may not feel any better, but hey, you have cake. That’s better than what you had an hour ago (no cake) and better than a punch in the nose (at least 3 times better,really).<\/p>\n

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I made a cake!<\/p><\/div>\n

I basically dug around through my supplies, checked what I had against what recipes I could think of, and came up with pound cake. Considering that sounded lame, I threw in some instant cafe au lait mix into the batter, baked it up, then melted up some vanilla-cream spread I had sitting around and poured it over the top. Maybe it’s okay!<\/p>\n

I’ll be bringing it in to the office tomorrow. I’m sure the guys on the train will.. well, probably hate me.<\/p>\n

They’re just jealous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Had a bad day? Or week?<\/p>\n

Make cake. You may not feel any better, but hey, you have cake. That’s better than what you had an hour ago (no cake) and better than a punch in the nose (at least 3 times better,really).<\/p>\n

I made a cake!<\/p>\n

I basically dug around through my supplies, checked what I had against what recipes I could think of, and came up with pound cake. Considering that sounded lame, I threw in some instant cafe au lait mix into the batter, baked it up, then melted up some vanilla-cream spread I . . . → Read More: CAKE<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1035"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1038,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions\/1038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}