{"id":403,"date":"2011-02-27T12:32:53","date_gmt":"2011-02-27T03:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/life-in-japan\/life-in-japan\/?p=403"},"modified":"2011-04-24T23:54:23","modified_gmt":"2011-04-24T14:54:23","slug":"jason-not-a-party-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/?p=403","title":{"rendered":"Jason: Not a party guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have I ever mentioned that I&#8217;m not much of a party guy? Like, even remotely? I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s probably pretty evident.. And in fact, I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ve mentioned it hundreds if times. It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t appreciate the invite, it&#8217;s just that I don&#8217;t want to go. And there&#8217;s no way of saying that without sounding mildly insane.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, you&#8217;re good people. I just don&#8217;t want to be around you guys. I get tired having to be the cheerful, life of the party all the time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Or, more to the point: &#8220;I get paid to talk to people all day. Every day. I want time not doing that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I swear, I&#8217;m a social butterfly.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight was another event. Two coworkers are leaving my company. Lots of partying, noisiness, and many people I don&#8217;t even know. But hey! Some dinner plans with a graduating high school student popped up in another city at the exact same time! Seriously, when I do something, I clearly do it 100%. Driving all the way to another city to skip out on a party? Top THAT! (I would claim someone died.. But my coworkers are all pretty aware that I&#8217;m apathetic enough that it&#8217;s not a real reason. I did claim that I died and couldn&#8217;t go once, but that didn&#8217;t work for reasons that I still can&#8217;t figure out.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, time to kill a little more time, read a book, and prepare for the day from hell tomorrow. Leave my house at 9 to buy a cake, teach from 1030-1200, lunch from 1230-1400, study translation methods from 1400-1700 with some friends, 1900-2300 have another going away party (I&#8217;ll actually attend!) and play a game with Belgian guy!<\/p>\n<p>Wish me luck.<\/p>\n<p>But on a positive note, the student I met today told me I was her hero. Isn&#8217;t that <I>adorable<\/I>, though just a bit misguided?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have I ever mentioned that I&#8217;m not much of a party guy? Like, even remotely? I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s probably pretty evident.. And in fact, I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ve mentioned it hundreds if times. It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t appreciate the invite, it&#8217;s just that I don&#8217;t want to go. And there&#8217;s no way of saying that without sounding mildly insane.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, you&#8217;re good people. I just don&#8217;t want to be around you guys. I get tired having to be the cheerful, life of the party all the time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Or, more to the point: &#8220;I get paid to talk to people <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/?p=403\">Jason: Not a party guy<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":421,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions\/421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}