For anyone interested in the nitty gritty of how dysfunctional my life gets, I figured I’d give a brief update on how the conversation went.<\/p>\n
It turns out both guesses were right. She wanted a vague assurance that this could one day lead to marriage, and if it were to lead to marriage, I must become a card carrying member of her church.<\/p>\n
No.<\/p>\n
Not just no, but hell<\/b> no.<\/p>\n
Alas, I said it in a slightly softer way. And my soft way sounds suspiciously a lot like “yes” to the untrained ear, but rest assured, I will be faking my death within the week. Trust me, I know doctors. I can get a fake death certificate.<\/p>\n
Can’t life ever be simple..?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
For anyone interested in the nitty gritty of how dysfunctional my life gets, I figured I’d give a brief update on how the conversation went.<\/p>\n
It turns out both guesses were right. She wanted a vague assurance that this could one day lead to marriage, and if it were to lead to marriage, I must become a card carrying member of her church.<\/p>\n
No.<\/p>\n
Not just no, but hell no.<\/p>\n
Alas, I said it in a slightly softer way. And my soft way sounds suspiciously a lot like “yes” to the untrained ear, but rest assured, I will be . . . → Read More: Update and stuff<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":418,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions\/418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jrem.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}